NoT tO ScALe

what???

You cant be 22

Dude I'm 22

(ya i know while the entire world struggles to hide their age I'm here shouting as to how old i am)

well there are so many tiny things that affect for being 'not to scale'.

Just making it clear......I'm not regretting

I am not rejoicing.

I am just mentioning.

Starting from childhood I get all those extra kisses for being very tiny. so i love it.

Coming to school i got to stand in the first row every time and like every school kid mentality we all wanted to stand first.

I still remember once wen i was in my 5th grade i wrote a very good composition and was appreciated for the same and my teacher says this.....children see her in spite of being so short she wrote so well!!! ( i was just scratching my head what does writing good composition have to do with my height. Well never mind, and many such things happened later and now, i just got used to it )


Coming to college now....I'm just sick and tired of looking at the same exclamation ppl give when they get to know that i go to college.


What you're in college???

you look like a kid.

I just give a plastic smile.

and now its like dude can you put it up in a more creative way I'm just sick and tired of listening to what?? what??what??

You look like a kid???

Unbelievable??

yea yea.....

And there are few people who just start, "hey don't feel bad", and stuff.....believe me i never ever thought that should be a comment. After all, its a world full of different people and all are equally special in their own way. Definetly, short people are the smartest! :P just to name few- Aamir khar, sachin tendulkar, A r Rahman, deepti Goud :D

And more over "kuch toh log kahenge ....logo ka kaam hai kehna...."


Once i was just walking back home and i see a small girl, barely 3 yrs old, riding her tricycle, i just smiled and was walking again she says"excuse me.....hi i see you daily. You go to school?"


I replied no baby i go to college with a smile and started walking again and she adds "excuse me .....you dont look like that....." even a three year old ??? damn!!!! im really bored now.

• I dont get foot wear of my size ......and i definitely don't wanna go to kids section because i dont wanna wear micky mouse and Donald duck stuff
• Architecture means lot of autocad, autocad means a good mouse and the regular mouse is way too big for my hand and the smaller lappy mouse is way too small
• I love shorts! i think they are the most comfortable outfit, but that will make me look even more small. People will just cme, pull my cheek, and say "soo cute..." and i stand no choice but to say "@#@$@$!#$ Fuck you!!!! I m not cute, i m 22!!!
• I'm the U-sec of my college (NASA). And as the general traditional goes, all parents interact with the U-sec and wish luck for the trip. But, NO!!! Not in my case. All i get is "Ahaan so kiddo...are u sure u're the leading this trip??" and all i can do id give back looks that'd say "WHATEVER!!". Now theres another category of people who come over and gimme looks of "Oh my God! u r so short and u're the U-sec. Very good beta!". Well my answer to all you guys is "Thank you!!! But you know you could really do away with the 'u r soo short' part."
• Now comes the best part :P Shorty boys!!!!:D These days i come across more short guys than ever before and trust me they're SHORT yet HOT :P So my chances get better!

and I say 'GREAT THINGS COME IN SMALL PACKAGES'

cheers

deeps.